Come young and old; let me tell you a tale-
For I am Jeff the Great, possessor of ADHD.
From the land of Berlin, far out in Germany.
3rd generation, from grandparents who fled the Great War
And Joan, mother of two, and I brother of J.
Active online gamer and runner of track.
From the couch I play. from the levee I run.
Rider riding bikes, player of music,
composer composing sound and homework doer
Solider of knowledge from academy of pftsta,
I study, stride for improvement, take action
trying to achieve and soar to new heights
Sky's jewels, shining down upon my face.
I boast and gloat over victories of which
many have been won with luck.
People whom allude to my sense of mind's worth,
Are my greatest soul sharers within my universe.
Teller of jokes, sibling of one, right hand to many
I enlighten friends, and frighten foes.
Whom am I you might still ask,
Repeatedly, I am Jeff the Great,
Breaker of rings and source of power!
